

In regard to Trump’s plan, Rubio tweeted: “I disagree with Donald Trump's latest proposal. Before the attacks on Paris happened Rubio was “potentially” cool with letting “some” refugees in, but now he’s changed his tune. It’s not that he doesn’t want to let refugees in… he just, like… can’t right now. He would rather pick and choose based on “ideological tests.” Finally! A test even more norm-biased than the SATs! In September, Carson also told NBC'S "Meet the Press," that ““I would not ever advocate that we put a Muslim in charge of this nation, I would not.” So, yeah… Likely To:Īsk your homemade clock some questions, hoping for an answer he wants to hear. Unlike Jeb Bush, Carson doesn’t believe we should limit refugee entry to Christians. Let you keep your homemade clock as long as you can prove the time started ticking 1 A.D. If that plan sounds familiar to you, it’s because your prudish mom said the same thing about your dating life. should totally let refugees in… just as long as they can prove they’re Christian. Jeb Bush Gage Skidmore - Evaluation:įollowing Trump’s extreme proposal yesterday, Bush took to Twitter to call Trump “unhinged” and denounce his plan as “not serious.” So what serious plan does he have instead? Well, Bush thinks that the U.S. That's why earlier this month he introduced legislation to block visitors and immigrants from nations with known radical elements." Likely to:Ĭriticize the stolen clock on your mantle and claim that he had a better stolen clock first.Ĥ.

When asked to comment on Trump's plan to disallow all Muslims from the U.S., a spokesperson for Paul said, “Senator Rand Paul has led on the issue of border security.

Paul said that the recent attacks in Paris should alert us that we can’t just “let anyone come to this country.” Unlike Trump, Paul would only implement this policy to the 30-or-so countries that he deems high risk. visas from countries with "significant jihadist movements,” including those for students and tourists. Last month, Paul called for an “Immediate moratorium” on U.S. Hold on to your homemade clock for you just to be safe, but use it to tell time when it was convenient for him.ģ.

But remember, Cruz is the son of a refugee himself… so that’s super sucky. The bill would sunset after three years so that Congress can re-evaluate… so that’s a little less sucky. doors to refugees from any territory “substantially controlled by a foreign terrorist organization” unless they are fleeing genocide. In November, Cruz introduced a bill closing U.S. Likely to:Ĭlaim your homemade clock is a bomb, cast it in gold, and put it on his mantle. even American Muslims who are currently out of the country. Kind of like when your grandma thinks “the black” across the street is “actually very gentle.” Oh! And Trump also released an official policy plan calling for a hard stop on allowing Muslims entry into the U.S. The Republican front-runner (sigh) has gone on the record saying, “I love the Muslims, I think they’re great people.” Putting “the” in front of any race descriptive is a red flag that one is uncomfortable with the stated race. The "bomb" in question was actually a homemade clock, perceived to be dangerous as the result of Islamophobia. Now She Has More to Say Explaining the scale:Īhmed Mohamed, a 14-year-old Muslim student, who unwillingly became the face of racism towards Islam when he was arrested after a teacher thought he brought a bomb to school. ALSO: She Went Viral for Slamming Donald Trump. we've ranked presidential hopefuls from most Islamophobic to least Islamophobic.Įvaluations are based on statements made by candidates and an extremely scientific and totally accurate scale of Ahmed Mohamed(s). Following Donald Trump's plan to ban all Muslims from entering the U.S.
